“Gave John a dollar for every time he’s been divorced. Count it folks. 5 bucks. Winner winner chicken twitter.” -Paul Bissonnette aka @BizNasty2point0

The guy on the right is Paul Bissonnette aka @BizNasty2point0, left winger for the Phoenix Coyotes of the NHL.  Biz Nasty is quite possibly the most entertaining professional athlete on twitter, and we want you to come up with a better caption than the one he provided for the above picture.  If you post the best caption in the comment section below or on Twitter to @HookTSB #TSBContest, we’ll send you some free stuff.

This contest is brought to you by the nice people at the Weinstein Company, makers of the movie “The Intouchables”, an uplifting story of an extreme sports enthusiast turned quadriplegic who enlists an inner city man as his caretaker.  The winner of the contest will receive a free book and movie poster.  Check out the movie trailer for “The Intouchables”:

 

CONTEST RULES

There are 2 ways to enter:

  1. Post in the comment section below and be sure to leave your twitter name so we can contact you if you win the contest.
  2. Log in to Twitter and send your caption to @HookTSB, hashtag it with #TSBcontest. Example:

@HookTSB “We gave him a dollar for every tooth in his head” #TSBcontest

The contest will run from 12:00AM Tuesday, July 24 2012 through 8:00PM Wednesday, July 25 2012 at which time a winner will be chosen.

All contestants must reside within the continental United States.  No exceptions.

No profanity.  All captions containing profanity will be disqualified.

All valid entries must include your Twitter handle.  The winner will be contacted for shipping information on Wednesday at 8:01 PM EST.  If you do not respond within an hour, a new winner will be chosen.

    Comments

  • Matt Hogan


    Paul Bissonnette: “We wanted to do something nice for someone in need. So we gave this old homeless man one dollar for every goal I’ve scored in my four-year career — that’s a grand total of five.”

  • HookTSB


    Congratulations to Matt Hogan for winning the Total Sports Blog Caption Contest. The movie poster and book are on their way to you. Thanks for playing everyone.

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