OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. If you’re anything like me (and if you’re lucky, you probably are), you’ve been waiting a long time for this. The Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser trailer just came out a few minutes ago. If there is anything I like more than dinosaurs, it’s aliens with light sabers. Also, things flying around in ways that can’t physically happen yet. Check out the trailer, after the jump.
Oh, you want to know what I looked like while watching this teaser trailer? Let me give you an idea:
And what I did after watching the teaser?
And how I feel while I’m writing this blog post?
Guys, guys, GUYS! I SAW A BLACK STORM TROOPER! You know what this means, right?!? We are this close to a brown character in Star Wars! I’m so glad that JJ Abrams believes in minorities in outer space. I hope he doesn’t believe in them dying first though. Also, there’s a clip of a Sith lord with a super dope looking Sith lightsaber.
I might have to switch into a new pair of pants. Oh? Is that too graphic for you? I DON’T CARE BECAUSE STAR WARS AND ALIENS AND LIGHTSABERS AND STUFF.
(Injects an epipen into his neck)