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I hope your plane crashes!

I hope your plane crashes!

Wednesday, the infamous Mets twitter psychopath @Danxtanna (I will refrain from using his real name since enough media outlets have already leaked it) was arrested for making threats against the Mets, their players, and their stadium.  

I don’t know how long he’ll be in jail for or what the punishment will be but at the very least I am certain that he will not be on twitter again any time soon.  Having followed him for much of the last 2-3 years I can say that I don’t think he ever actually wanted to harm anyone…well except other fans who defamed Wally Backman.  But most of the tweets in question were based on the fact that the Mets were playing on Friday the 13th so he made a bunch of awful slasher movie references that revolved around the team.  None of these “threats” should have been taken seriously in my opinion and the only real crime was a crime against good comedy because all of his jokes were just terrible.  The only thing he ever said in my opinion that should have been considered even somewhat threatening was some time over the summer he wished death upon the entire team via plane crash after getting into a twitter tussle with Latroy Hawkins.  But wishing that your entire team dies in a plane crash is just what good and passionate fans do or so I’m told….

 

Feeling safe in mom's basement.

Feeling safe in mom’s basement.

 

Sadly this is just another in a long line of internet tough guys who hide behind fake names and pictures and go on twitter to harass athletes, entertainers, and regular people alike. I’m not exactly sure where the satisfaction lies there but I’m sure they walk around their parents house flexing their non existent muscles and pleasuring themselves to anime.  As soon as any athlete makes a bad play that changes the outcome of a game  you should immediately check their mentions on twitter for all the vile nonsense that is being thrown their way by virgins and invalids that troll the internet. And God help any struggling athlete that is on someone’s fantasy team….they might as well just delete their account right now.

What the fuck Brandon Jacobs!?

What the fuck Brandon Jacobs!?

 

A Memo To Mets Fans:  I see people already freaking out because certain free agents who should have been on the Mets radar this offseason are already off the board.  The two players in question are Hunter Pence and Tim Lincecum; who were both signed to extensions by the San Francisco Giants this month. I didn’t care for Hunter Pence but I did want Lincecum so I am sort of bummed but also sickened by the money he’s making considering he’s coming off two sub par seasons. Some fans are already going “Lol Mets…every free agent we want is slowly coming off the board lol Sandy!’  But guess what morons, you can’t sign potential free agents who are on other teams until after the World Series so please calm the fuck down. K?

Where are the new players SANDY!?

Where are the new players SANDY!?

 

Cool/Terrifying News:  My bad but good zombie spoof from 2008 “Street of the Dead” was ranked 7th on a list of the 25 Most Ridiculous Movies With “Of The Dead” in the Title. Which was kind of cool even though it’s also kind of an insult but any press is good press unless you’re getting arrested.  You can check out the list and the trailer here. http://io9.com/the-25-most-ridiculous-movies-with-of-the-dead-in-the-1447099076

My foray into C Level zombie films!

My foray into C Level zombie films!

 

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