Remember when Eli and Peyton manning did a parody rap commercial for DirectTV last year? It was one of the best things about the preseason of 2013. They somehow topped it with this year’s DirectTV commercial campaign for their fantasy football channel campaign. Why are you still reading this? Watch the video after the jump!
OMG OMG OMG OMG! Where do I start?
Yep. That’s a picture of Eli Manning and he’s either completely blown away by the fact that he’s in outer space or he’s bracing for impact from that asteroid. Either way, he’s doing it in style with a pair of Jordan 1 Breds, camo pants, and dog tags.
The art of the rap squat is a skill that is lost on many but it is obvious that Eli has mastered this and just wants to show it off.
Oh, I can’t even with this gif of Joe Namath whispering sweet nothings into this housewife’s ear while stirring the pot in the kitchen. Namath’s creep swag is on one hundred thousand trillion.
Eli doesn’t understand why Peyton is in outer space when he should probably seeing George Clooney’s corpse from “Gravity”.
No, your eyes don’t deceive you. That is a picture of Eli Manning next to a winged unicorn. Folks, life doesn’t get any better than this and the Kardashians aren’t living it. The Mannings are. There’s also a shot of Chris Johnson as a barber giving a dreadlock haircut to a fan. Kudos to DirectTV and the Mannings for the best football commercial of the year so far.