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I know we are all inundated with franchise movies nowadays (Thanks, Marvel). They are shoved down our throats and we are forced to accept it because there are a few that are really damn good so we cross our fingers and hope. However, I’m pretty sure there is one thing we can all agree on. Dinosaurs are tubular! Check out the trailer after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Ruining your neighborhood soon!

Ruining your neighborhood soon!

 

On October 5th, “Hank Is Evil: The Movie” will premiere to the world…and by the world I mean a few hundred people at the Bellmore Theatre in Bellmore, NY.  This is a film that has dominated much of the last year of my life and now it is ready to be viewed by the masses.

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Unless you lived in a cardboard box, you know what “50 Shades of Grey” is. If you are a woman, you are extremely excited….probably in your lady parts. If you are a human heterosexual male, you are angry that this is a thing. If you lived inside of a cardboard box, I’m surprised that that actually worked in preventing you from hearing about this abomination. I’m also wondering if cardboard boxes are rent controlled in NYC? How does one go about acquiring one of these things? Simply for the purposes of avoiding “50 Shades of Grey” hype. I mean, even Queen Beyonce of the Bey hive has decided to prop up the trailer on her instagram. So naturally, all the womens are being worked up into a frenzy. If you have interest in the trailer, peep after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Somebody say time travel?

Somebody say time travel?

 

I saw X-Men: Days Of Future Past last night (I hope that’s the last time I have to write out the whole title).  The film is the first comic book movie to use time travel so I guess that’s some sort of milestone that geeks everywhere should be proud of. I thought the movie was great although I didn’t think it was as good as “X-Men: First Class” and actually have a fair amount of complaints about it.  I loved “X-Men: First Class” and “X-Men 2” This film might go right behind them ranking wise although I haven’t seen X 2 in ages so I should probably rewatch so I can better judge the quality of these films because that is what’s important in life.  (Oh yeah, minor spoilers ahead)

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You remember this guy? Oh, I’m sure you do. The smart guy from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? He rocked a purple mask and had a big, long stick as a weapon. Yep, that’s right! That’s Donatello. Ah, nostalgia. I used to wake up on Saturday morning and watch him make contraptions, get into adventures with the other Ninja Turtles and everything felt right with the world. Well, everything was right until Michael Bay got his hands on the rights of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. What you’ll see below is the new interpretation of what Donatello looks like. Brace yourselves.  Read the rest of this entry »

America! Oh no!

America! Oh no!

 

I went to see “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” on the night it premiered because I am a tool.  I have to say it ranks up there as one of the better comic book movies in recent years.  Captain America of course is part of the Avengers whose movie was filled with lots of laughs and a pretty mediocre plot.  However, all the Avenger based films since then that have came out really stepped up their game. “Thor: The Dark World” was pretty amazing and I actually didn’t see “Iron Man 3” but that’s probably a good thing. Looking forward to “Hulk: Look Who’s Smashing Now”  Read the rest of this entry »

It’s been over 2 years since the wildly successful “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” opened with an ending that left so many possibilities for sequels. Well, we’ve finally been treated to a sequel and we’ll be finding out what good old Caesar’s been up in the past couple years. Unfortunately, it looks like his homie, James Franco, won’t be along for the ride. Gary Oldman picks up the baton that James Franco handed him and it looks like that he’ll be running with it. Read the rest of this entry »

Peyton Manning 1Ron Burgundy is counting down to his guest hosting for ESPN SportsCenter on Thursday, December 5th, and has decided to share with the world a little tease into his appearance.

This is simply a slice of awesome.

Denver Broncos QB, Peyton Manning, is grilled for being a great quarterback despite his lack of a mustache.

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If you’re a Star Wars geek, you know. And you hate him. He is by far the most annoying and, arguably, the most detested character in all of Star Wars. It was long rumored that George Lucas added him in to the prequels as a way to appeal to children which in turn would sell Star Wars toys and memorabilia. What he didn’t realize was that at any time, you have characters in space (most of whom are aliens or robots), spaceships, and light saber fights, children will be interested in your movie anyways. Anyways, if you love Star Wars as much as I do and also despise Jar Jar Binks as much as I do, I have the grandest news of all for you! A deleted scene from Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was recently unearthed on Youtube last night that shows the death of Jar Jar Binks? Check out the video after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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I hope your plane crashes!

I hope your plane crashes!

Wednesday, the infamous Mets twitter psychopath @Danxtanna (I will refrain from using his real name since enough media outlets have already leaked it) was arrested for making threats against the Mets, their players, and their stadium.   Read the rest of this entry »