6-9 last week. VOMIT. FEST. I don’t even know why I’m even doing picks anymore. Once you think you have a grasp on these teams, its gone. Well I guess that’s why they play the games. I had no excuse. I wasn’t in Vegas. I wasn’t out partying the night before. I wasn’t even out of my house. So let’s give it another shot.
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Tennessee +6.5 @ Atlanta
Buffalo +3 @ Miami
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Cincinnati + 6.5 @ Baltimore
Jacksonville +1 @ Cleveland
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Oakland +1 @ Minnesota
Detroit -7 vs Carolina
Green Bay -14 vs Tampa Bay
Washington +7 vs Dallas
Arizona +10 @ San Francisco
St. Louis -3 vs Seattle
Chicago -3.5 vs San Diego
New York Giants -5.5 vs Philadelphia
New England -15 vs KC and the Sunshine Band
Believe it or not, I am so confident, I’m gonna give you 3 games this week as my best bet. Da Bears -3.5 at home vs Whale’s Vagina is free money. De Bears defense is playing really well now and the o-line has actually protected Cutler. Dont’ forget that Whale’s Vagina has the WORST special teams in the history of the NFL and Da Bears have the BEST.
The GGGGGGGGGG-Men are coming off that hard-fought loss to the 49ers and need a big W after the Cowboys beat the Skins today. With Vick and Maclin out, the only way the Eagles will get anything going on offense is if McCoy has 57 carries. Look for a blowout here. Lay the 5.5 with the Giants.
And the last one is New England laying 15 to KC and the Sunshine Band. Even if the Sunshine Band was out on the field along with the other 11 defenders, Gronkowski and Hernandez are gonna carve them up. Brady looked great last week against the Jets and seems to be getting into a groove again. Also, notice that the Pats D hasn’t been getting shredded as much lately. Who’s gonna dial-up the offense for the Sunshine Band? Tyler Palko? C’Mon Man.
Hook just texted me his picks. He’s on a plane so that’s his excuse. Hope he does better than last week…
Tennessee +6.5 @ Atlanta
Miami -3 vs Buffalo
Baltimore -6.5 vs Cincinnati
Jacksonville +1 @ Cleveland
Oakland +1 @ Minnesota
Detroit -7 vs Detroit
Green Bay – 14 vs Tampa Bay
Dallas -7 @ Washington
San Francisco -10 vs Arizona
Seattle +3 @ St. Louis
Chicago -3.5 vs San Diego
New York Giants -5.5 vs Philadelphia
New England -15 vs KC
With me being a Cowboys fan, I can’t believe that Hook took the Boys on the road vs a divisional foe as his best bet. I know that the Skins are completely reeling at the moment, but it’s a rivalry game. Trust me, I hope he’s right on this one.
