Remember those Chuck Norrisisms that were ridiculously popular a few years ago, and occasionally still get spewed today in social media?
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer- too bad he’s never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet when he swims- the water gets Chuck Norris.
And so on. Well, Chuck Norris has shaved his iconic beard and apparently stopped using the Total Gym:
Photo by Splash News.
I’m not joking. That really is Chuck Norris. Granted the guy is 73, but jeeze… Wasn’t he just in The Expendables 2 looking all Chuck Norris-like? I just can’t get over this image. It’s as if his beard had magical powers, and now that it’s gone his body has turned into, well, a senior citizen’s body.
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