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USMNT Beats Costa Rica 1-0…In A Blizzard (Pics)

TotalSportsBlog 10 years ago 2 Min Read
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The USMNT is taking on Costa Rica in a World Cup qualifier tonight.  Whoever was the schedule maker for this game should be shot.  It’s the middle of March you fool.  NOT June.  Don’t schedule this game in DENVER!!!

I know we are leading 1-0, but I got a little beef here.  How are we not up 5-0?  How many players on the Costa Rican team have even SEEN snow, let alone played in it?  C’mon USA.

The US leads 1-0 on a goal by newly appointed captain, Clint Dempsy.  We wish we could show you the goal, but it’s kind of hard to see…

The second half is turning into an all out shit show.  They’re running out dudes with shovels during play.

Peyton Manning would easily have 6 TD’s at this point tonight.

And Alexi Lallas’ fake toughguy talk is getting beyond comical tonight.  There’s NOTHING tough about soccer players Alexi.  Just stop telling us how “I’d go out there and strap on the shin guards right now!”.  Save it brah.

The USMNT found a way to get through the blizzard and hold off Costa Rica 1-0.  Luckily throughout the second half, Alexi Lallas continued to tell us how tough he was.  I’m suprised that he wasn’t out there shoveling the snow, naked.

TotalSportsBlog March 22, 2013
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