Hey, remember that mostly awful movie “Euro Trip” when Matt Damon makes a ridiculous cameo singing the song “Scotty didn’t know”? Yeah, me neither. But Matt Damon is back singing a new song for Mets fans who thought that Sandy Alderson was some kind of wizard with the power to predict the future. The song is of course titled “Sandy Shoulda Known!”
The Lyrics….yes they probably don’t rhyme. Sue me!
HEY!
Sandy Shoulda Known!
That Nelson Cruz could have been had for eight mil.
Who cares that he was asking for five years when the Mets were throwing around bills.
And never mind the fact he probably can’t play the outfield every single day.
Sandy shoulda known!
That Chris Young ‘s career was probably over, ok maybe he shoulda known that but who
could have predicted that Marlon Byrd would have a season like that?
Sandy shoulda known!
That Jose Abreu was gonna be a one man juggernaut.
Never mind the fact that the White Sox are just two games better than the Mets.
And Lucas Duda hasn’t been a complete mess.
Sandy shoulda known!
That Jose Fernandez was gonna be the latino Harvey!
No one cares that twelve other teams passed on him.
And ignore his Tommy John surgery.
Sandy shoulda known!
That Nimmo’s not a star!
Sandy shoulda known!
That prospect success is too far.
Sandy shoulda known!
That Colon is only some times good.
Sandy shoulda known!
I can’t believe he uses moneyball, I hated that film!
Sandy shoulda known!
Sandy’s gotta go!
Coulda had Abreu.
Shoulda waited for Cruz!
Sandy’s gotta go!
This rebuild is so slow!
Sandy’s gotta go!
Sandy didn’t know!
Sandy shoulda known!
Sandy shoulda known!!!!
(Aggressively makes out with some chick)
