In tonight’s MTV Challenge Free Agents episode, “Best Friends For Never”, the spotlight again opens up on the relationship between Nany and Cohutta. It’s honestly passing the Laurel and Jordan gag factor. Pretty soon we are going to see cuts of the two of them saying, “I love you. No I love you more. No, I LOVE YOU MORE”. I’m sorry Cohutta, but Nany is playing you for a fool right now. All she keeps referring to you as is her “friend” in the short interview segments. Get that dam make up off your face too bro. Never let a woman put eye shadow on you!
Laurel, Johnny, and Cara are talking and Laurel starts to go on about who she wouldn’t vote for due to promises she’s made in the house. Cara immediately gets defensive when Laurel doesn’t say that she’s safe right away, but Laurel starts getting real condescending with her and repeatedly tells her to shut up. Not like, “oh, shut up”, but SHUT UP. Damn girl, check yo self. Johnny clearly is uncomfortable with the conversation and goes to hang out with other guys, and Cara later joins. Johnny tells her how disrespectful Laurel was and Cara’s only response was, “Well, she told me to shut up, so I shut up”.
Tonight’s challenge was called Dug Out. Teams of two had to run down a ramp to the other side and pick up one of the 5 balls off of the rack, then run back down and place it on the other rack. First team to complete this was safe from elimination. Oh yea, I forgot to tell you, this is what the game looked like.
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If you look at what an asterisk looks like, that ‘s what the challenge looked like from overhead. All three teams ran down the ramps at the same time.
CT – Zack
Cohutta – Bananas
Johnny – Leroy
Devyn – Laurel
Theresa – Nany
Cara – Jessica
BOLD designates captain
First the girls went. Due to editing and stuff like that, it’s really tough to gauge how long this took and a running score, but what we do know is that off the start, Cara and Nany reached the middle at the exact same time and Cara JACKED UP Nany. ESPN would have had that replayed 30924890 times already tonight and there would be countless vine videos. Somehow with Nany in a complete daze, her and Theresa managed to win this thing. Laurel was pussyfooting it the whole time, trying not to get hurt, and Jessica and Cara were just plain old slow.
When the guys were up there really weren’t any big hits. Bananas tried to play it off like he blew someone up, but that just bounced off him. The big disappointment was Johnny. He totally screwed up and knocked a bunch of the balls already put up on the rack all over the ground. So now him and Leroy have no idea which balls belong where. Total disaster. In the end, CT and Zack just blew everyone away. Zack was running like Carl Lewis and nearly passed CT.
At the vote, Jessica was a unanimous selection and Cohutta was picked by three of the four. Nothing really shocking, but I almost expected Johnny to be put in considering he was a total dork and cost him and Leroy big time.
Cohutta and Nany are on the couch (shocking, I know) and he’s asking her why she isn’t showing more concern for him having to go into an elimination challenge. She’s pretty cold and says this is how I express my concern. She’s not one with words I guess. She eventually starts crying and they start kissing.
Devyn (safe), Cara (kill card), Laurel (no pick)
Bananas (safe), Johnny (safe), Cohutta (kill card)
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“Balls In” in the name of the game and we’ve seen it before. Get the ball in the barrel in the middle of the circle. That’s it. Best out of five rounds win. Cara and Jessica started it off. Jessica was extremely feisty and gave it everything she had, but Cara was the only one able to score and won 2-0. When Leroy and Cohutta got in the arena, it seriously looked like Davis vs Goliath. Cohutta was easily giving up ten inches and 80 pounds to Leroy. I honestly felt bad. And apparently Leroy did too. I have to hand it to Leroy. After every time he stopped Cohutta or easily scored, he gave Cohutta a slap on the ass and helped him up. He told him every time that he was doing a good job. Mad props Leroy. That’s a +1 in my book.
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After Cohutta got bounced, Nany naturally started crying and he ran up to the bridge for one last kiss before he left. Another thing that went on up at the bridge was Laurel’s open cheering for Jessica during the challenge. Damn girl, you is COLD BLOODED. She is really taking this too far with Cara. As far as Cara goes, she slammed her hand really hard on the barrel and needed to go see a medic about it. While in the ambulance, she was angry and obviously in pain. She started crying when the medics told her she needs to go for x-rays and she knows what that might mean to her Challenge status.
Now on to the Fantasy Scoring for this week. For complete rules of how the scoring works, please click this link.
@BaggyDizzle (Hasib) 30 Points
Leroy: +10 winning elimination
Nany: +5 winning challenge, +15 kissing Cohutta, +10 crying
@NASCARKrissy (Krissy) 5 points
Cohutta: +15 kissing Nany, -10 losing elimination ELIMINATED
@e2winnn (Erwin) 5 Points
Cara Maria: +10 winning elimination challenge, +5 crying
Jessica: -10 losing elimination challenge ELIMINATED
@Mlukes14 (Mike) 5 Points
CT: +5 winning challenge
@HookTSB (Hook) 5 Points
Zack: +5 winning challenge
Chet: – ELIMINATED
@EarlTSB (Earl) 5 points
Theresa: +5 winning challenge
@Rozzy2810 (Rozzy) 0 Points
I try to get these out fast as I can, so like I said before, if there are any errors in scoring or if you have an opinion on how the episode was scored, please leave it in the box below.