ee that “snake proof suit”? Yea, it’s bullshit, just like the 2 hour waste of time that the Discovery Channel just aired, Eaten Alive. Paul Rosolie duped viewers into thinking that he was going to be eaten alive by an anaconda, but his arm hurt so he tapped out and didn’t get eaten alive. Here’s the best of twitter mocking @PaulRosolie:
.@PaulRosolie hey man, you might want to add “god damn liar” to that twitter bio. Just a thought
— Tyler Brown (@T__Brownn) December 8, 2014
Yo @PaulRosolie you let America down tonight, man. America wanted-no, we needed-you to be eaten alive by that snake. You failed. — Moses Fram (@mosesfram) December 8, 2014
@PaulRosolie can I roll around in the mud in a scuba suit with a garden hose around my waste and get a TV show? #EatenAlive
— Brooks Benton (@BrooksBentonNC) December 8, 2014
The only thing Eaten Alive, was 2 hours of my time. @PaulRosolie @Discovery — Robbie Sequoia (@OfficialRJSTwit) December 8, 2014
.@PaulRosolie I would rather watch a Care Bear take a dump than see you do anything ever again. #EatenAlive
— Craig Yargeau (@MrMeowzers) December 8, 2014
Hey @discovery, can I have my own show? #EatenAlive pic.twitter.com/OLEZykn1sx
— BarstoolTrent (@BarstoolTrent) December 8, 2014
#EatenAlive was so bad it almost made me want to chop down the rainforest by hand just to get back at Paul Rosolie.
— Kole (@50SHADEsofKole) December 8, 2014
You will be eaten by a snake @PaulRosolie. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But I won’t rest until a snake eats you alive.
— brandon (@sexualjumanji) December 8, 2014
Bae: come over @PaulRosolie: can’t being eaten by an anaconda Bae: my parents arent home @PaulRosolie: my arm is breaking help
— brandon (@sexualjumanji) December 8, 2014
And of course, I had to weigh in myself:
This #EatenAlive is like the movie Sharknado if it was actually just Twister.
— Hook (@HookTSB) December 8, 2014
The only thing to get eaten alive was @PaulRosolie‘s credibility #EatenAlive #NotEatenAlive
— Hook (@HookTSB) December 8, 2014
