Godzingis. Porzin6is. Slim ‘Zingis. The Human Scarecrow. Whatever the youngbloods are calling Kristaps Porzingis nowadays, the Knicks’ rookie has impressed early this season. The kid is a putback dunk machine. Kristaps claimed another victim tonight when he threw down a putback slam on the entire country of Canada.
While he may appear fragile and weak, Porzingis soars through the air like a pterodactyl, timing putback dunk after putback dunk perfectly. We’re a handful of games into his career and he’s already got a putback dunk compilation:
I hated the Porzingis pick. I denounced my Knicks fanhood. I called him a shitty Bane that no one is afraid of. I was wrong. Fear Porzin6is. His fragile frame lets him slide through weak blockout attempts (or the lack thereof) with ease. He’s dunking on everyone’s head. No opposing player is safe.