“Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But you really suck at throwing baseballs, so please stop baby.”
OK, that was awful, but not as awful as what you are about to witness. Singer Carly Rae Jepsen of “Call Me Maybe” fame, threw out the first pitch today for the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field.
Let’s just say “threw” is a generous assessment of her attempt. This pathetic display of athleticism is right up there with Mariah Carey and Tiffany Hwang.